Letter: A poetic peon to pain

The butt of the joke may lie in toilet paper supplies

To the Expositor:

I was in so much pain the other day

I thought the other day

I had the coronavirus because I had a sore arm

I was in so much the other day

Because of me using my left, I mean my right arm

Because when I went to use my right arm to wipe my butt 

With toilet paper to wipe my butt

There was so much pain in my left arm

Chorus—I was in so much pain the other day

So I thought the other day

Maybe I should go and see my doctor

To see maybe I had the coronavirus

So I told this story to my doctor

Then my doctor examined me for the coronavirus

Then my doctor inspected me closely, investigated closely

Then my doctor said to me, no you do not have the coronavirus

Then trouble is you’re using too much toilet paper

And wearing out your arms because of using too much toilet paper.

Chorus—And then my doctor said to me, do you wash your hands after going to the toilet to wipe your butt

And remember don’t touch your face after touching your butt.

This is a butt of jokes

Lyman Corbiere

M’Chigeeng